You call my routines “rituals”, and believe

That your rituals – sorry, “routines” – are best.

I must remember that I ought to breathe.

I’m just another "nutter" you’ve assessed.

Not every word that I say is crazy –

Just because I said it, and you did not.

I don’t cope with life, but am not lazy.

I’m putting my own coin in the slot.

“Not in a position to be choosy”

Is all very well.  We can all be smug.

Drop me off your list.  It’s time to “lose” me

Again.  I wouldn’t even take your drug.

Report back: Patient’s awkward.  It was her.

Chuck her out.  Next!  Who else did you refer?