You’ll meet few vegetarians
at church.
Humanity must have the highest
perch.
Christmas without dead turkey
would be odd.
Thou shalt kill for a pie from
Sweeney Todd.
Want Biblical proof? We can grant your wish:
Jesus fed the five thousand with
dead fish.
Let’s empty every ocean
of its cod.
Thou shalt kill for a pie from
Sweeney Todd.
“All Things Bright and
Beautiful”, they’re singing.
I enjoy the sound of church bells
ringing,
But what have churches got to
do with God –
When thou shalt kill for a pie
from Sweeney Todd?
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My dad and brother actually went to Sweeney Todd pie shop as part of
a C. of E. Alpha course! And, let's just say, I didn't meet many people at either the C. of E. or LDS/Mormon churches
who were vegetarians, or even sympathetic to the cause...
REST IN PEACE: MADGE, PAUL & JOHN (-2005)
ARROW & EMERALD (-2006)
KLAUS, DONNA, RALPH & KATHRYN (-2007)
BRYONY, GEORGE, PEAR, MERRI & BERT (-2008)
AMOS, LEHI, PETE, DAVY, GAVIN, NEPHI & APPLE (-2009)
DEENIE, ESSENCE, JANIS, LINDA, ERIC & DON (-2010)
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