I don’t believe in anything but this.
I can be as black-and-white as you can.
You like your Guinness. You go on the piss.
Don’t blame that on my friend, Mr. Toucan.
You must admire my friend’s big golden
Just like an inflatable banana.
You meet a parrot – wait for him
You’d avoid a vulture or piranha,
Or any creature you misunderstand.
That covers most of them, including me.
Without a sauce, you’d find your
veg too bland.
You couldn’t last one week without
My meaning is as clear as mud to you.
You need your Guinness, and wrong point