She wears a bonnet to the pub,
on the grounds that she’s
now “Quaker Plain”.
She turns more heads than anyone
is considered harmless, sweet
but quite insane.
So many girls choose low-cut tops.
The local lads find her attire
more sexy than some mini-skirt.
So much for “modest dressing”
– if such
was ever truly her desire.
REST IN PEACE: MADGE, PAUL & JOHN (-2005)
ARROW & EMERALD (-2006)
KLAUS, DONNA, RALPH & KATHRYN (-2007)
BRYONY, GEORGE, PEAR, MERRI & BERT (-2008)
AMOS, LEHI, PETE, DAVY, GAVIN, NEPHI & APPLE (-2009)
DEENIE, ESSENCE, JANIS, LINDA, ERIC & DON (-2010)